i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
No awkward lesbian experiences without me
I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
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all we need is a shotglass and a helicopter.
I'm praying to Jesus, Allah, Buddah,and the whole gang tonight that I'm not pregnant
I would really like to get high with Bill Nye. I'm being dead serious. Every step I take is literally a step I take because it will take me closer to Science Guy high.
We could get him to build Inspector Gadget.
I didn't know you were high TOOOO!!!
and i looked up. we had an audience...
Now for something completely different: ive figured out how to eat a banana without insinuating something completely naughty
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I had to call maintenance to come unclog the toilet.
Something to remember me by.
He won't let me go to the bars unless I can manage to get flip flops on.
Sounds like he's doing this for your own good...
Let's be honest dude, you almost cried when I gave you a handy, you are not ready for a relationship, I knew this.
Rumor has it that you want to bring me soup in exchange for a blow job.
I only get hit on by people going through their midlife crisis. Yes, I did purposely write that gender neutral.
I just made out with his twin, technically it's the same person..... Right?
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