margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
It's Monday. What a great day to start the weekend on the week of st. Patricks day
I thought i'd save money with No Heat November but the amount of whiskey i have to buy to stay warm is probably adding up to more than a heat bill.
I don't mean to insult you, but did you leave your training bra in my bedroom last night?
he ate me out like 4 times and told me that my vagina "was too much fun".
When he wears his hair down and sandals, he looks like Jesus. A Jesus I would fuck.
That's not what Jesus is for
It's whatever. I just want to see his dick again
so you ordered business cards online last night with a picture of your dick on them. you need to hide that new credit card when you drink
At this point, I'd date an ax murderer. So long as he doesn't cry all the time, have ED, or leave me with his unspayed cat. My list of requirements is becoming increasingly specific.
I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that it may incriminate me
I didn't know I was invited to an orgy.
SCUSE ME I KNOW YOU DIDNT DO THAT MUCH COKE IN 10 MINUTES
I went to Christian school in the 90s. I can finger blast anything, but dignity.
we've never stayed at a party for more than an hour. we always end up at a pizzaria. by ourselves. with no friends.
what else are best friends for?
Randomize
