That should be a holiday. like easter. but bulges instead of baskets
She asked me to cum on her. ON her. I think we're out of the friend zone
I'm pretty sure this isn't my phone, but I do like these nude pics
a price tag just fell out of my vag. i guess its worth $13.99...
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I think I suffocated him while I was riding his face
ur roommate just sent me a pic of us fucking. i'm not coming over anymore.
I'll be on pinterest all night planning crafty things to do with my cats in 10 years.
Am I really that girl who walks around half naked wearing a cowboy hat begging for liquor at some random guys house
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
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i'll llet you know if at any point this night starts to make any sense
Did you feel uncomfortable?
For a little while. Then I got really high and ate a bunch of animal crackers out of some dudes pocket while we chilled on their super comfortable couch.
Dude, I totally just made my launch phrase on my new phone "Wingardium Leviosa" so that when people try it and it doesn't work I can say, "It's leveeOHsa, not leveeoh-SA."
I am luring the porn star to my house with chicken!
I was high as fuck laying down in the back seat while she gave him head. Most awkward chill moment of my life.
Why is everyone giving me a hard time for drinking?!
Your in the library.
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