what is TOTES MCGOATS in spanish?
my vagina's been through so much this weekend
you mean so much has been through your vagina this weekend?
had to go back to that apartment this morning to get my other boot. it was tacked to the wall
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
I was talking about you wanting my dick, but that works too
Question: trumpet bong. Can it work.
I look like I just got gang banged and I'm wearing a Taylor swift t shirt. It's not gonna be a pretty breakfast.
When you put the phrases "just out of shower" and "did you get the picture" that close together, a picture of hamburger helper is not exactly what I expected to pop up.
I feel like captain Morgan put his peg leg up my ass
By NOT going to the gym, I'm helping my future. I don't want stripping, prostitution, or porn to be viable money making options.
Got home & pissed on my moms carpet like a bear in the woods. I woke up to a picture message with me passed out on the floor with my pants down & hands covering my face. I've had an awkward week
That awkward moment when the guy you were hitting on at the bar last night is a possible suspect in a murder case.
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
It's been THREE DAYS. Why do I still have the munchies?!
I know right, I would blow him just for the satisfaction he would taste like vodka
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