used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
Yeah I'm about to go down a waterslide that comes out a 2nd story window. I love college.
Do you think my job would send me for a second drug test if i took a whole pumpkin pie to work for lunch tomorrow?
Someone just asked if you were the one who rode around the bar on some girls back
Dude shes not that fat. Plus, last night I probably would've done it too.
trapped on the roof of the strip club. help
Well, my family didn't see me in my drunken super slut state at Summerfest, so there must be a God.
Dude... I had a dream that I was getting high for the first time. I got to experience my weedginity again. It was glorious.
I'm going to get high and eat ice cream until the pain goes away. You're welcome to join.
I just sugar scrubbed my vagina. If I don't get laid tonight, me and the universe are gonna have some problems.
I'm just down here gazing up into your ivory tower of nudes
I've slapped too many boys and done too many naked laps for it only to be 10:30pm
the hot lifeguard just pulled a McDonald's cheeseburger out of her fanny pack.
You were yelling at them from the passenger seat saying you wanted your chicken for free because they couldn't prove it was from kentucky
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