i just saw a homeless guy running after a pigeon, catch it and put it in his jacket pocket. I'm not sure if the bird is now his pet or dinner!
Omg. Well, welcome to Oakland...
It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
You said you wanted to go to louisiana and get arrested by Steven segal
my mom just asked me about sexting and if I have ever sent a naked picture to anyone. i fucking hate fox news.
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My entire floor is waiting for the couple to come out of the shower. She's a screamer. We've blockaded them
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
kinda considering buying a life alert for sophmore year
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
There are paw prints all over my ceiling.
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My relaxing drive may end up as a surprise bootycall in Pittsburgh. Don't try to stop me.
I'm still waiting for my blazer that I left at your apartment, you owe me a blowjob for every day from Thursday on that it's late.
All I do lately is eat steak, drink warm beer, watch porn, and avoid booty calls when I'm too lazy to take a shower. I think the apocalypse turned me into a dude.
I probably won't go. Last time I got drunk with those guys I just started demanding people let me touch their beards.Then I mocked everyone who didn't have facial hair.
He just unloaded a dump truck full of red flags on my head.
Note to self: dont wear a butt plug for several hours and then go gym and try and do squats
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