People with herpes should wear stickers.
Are you trying to threaten my boobs?
He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
Theyr drawing diagrams to try to explain to me how high they are
Also I walked home in over mitts \nLet's take a minute to really laugh about that
I would seriously fuck her so hard, her contacts would pop out of her eyes.
I've never seen an uncircumcised dick in real life and the internet indicates I don't want to.
When one of my seniors asked "Rough night?" I realized my poor decisions involving Tuesday night drinking did not go unnoticed.
You wouldn't believe how many pro-life stickers, and "show us your tits" signs there are between here and Dallas.
I have vodka and 50 pizza rolls best spring break ever
Coming straight to your house after the flight. If not in Federal Prison for disobeying peanut laws.
WHY THE FUCK DOES RICKY'S BROTHER GET AN ENTIRE POT OF PASTA FOR BEING SHIRTLESS AND ALL I GET IS ARRESTED?!
He’s 48, has a Prince Albert piercing and a white Range Rover
He was talking about his friends deceased ferret and I still managed to orgasm.
Now THAT is dedication!
I’m never getting home or fucked or eating hot Taco Bell fml
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