Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
he squeezed my boobs like he didn't know what else to do with them, then turned down head...
told you he was gay.
Pretty sure that Albanian broad gave me something last night. Now we play the waiting game.
id pay someone 5 dollars to tell me whos house im at right now. comfy couch though
I can see why you broke up with her now... it was like having sex with a corpse.
We've been here 3 hours and the only 1 word answer she didn't give was the drink order. Don't think I'm getting laid tonight
OK am i seriously the only one who thinks Cocaine Tuesdays is a bad idea?
I got my project done and a booty call in all before 1am. I'm a professional college kid.
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
We played alot of beer pong and ventured into the woods with tiki torches
be warned: you might find a baby hampster in my bra
What does that mean when you have a child masturbating in your dream? Is that weird?
Reminder: You could have had sex with me while wearing a tiara.
i got a dick pic last night and the mother fucker had a Jesus picture in the background.
I always knew I would be boring and die in an Uber.
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