you told everyone your name was brenda and you had the whole party chanting b-dawgg by the end of the night. successful.
I'm on a mission to free the leash kids. Like liberating the Israelites from Egypt. Only better.
Pretty girls always come out on top. Or bottom. Whatever. Point is we come out with their boyfriends.
Just drunk tweeted NASA asking them to give me a lift home in one of their spaceships. Fingers crossed
I am VERY upset that you called my fiesta a waste of time.
Im drinking in homer but I guess Egan got arrestest on an "assault by water ballon" charge but tom actually threw the water balloon in question at the bartender.
I'm sorry I can't get drinks with you. I have to make sure my dad doesn't go to jail.
Is a wave an appropriate goodbye when your one night stand wakes up and walks out towards the door while you are looking through the garbage for the evidence of a condom?
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
We were suposed to have a 3some in their bathroom but it just turned into us 2 making out while he watched like a little kid on christmas morning
For thanksgving we are only drinking wild turkey for the next 24hrs time to strap your balls back on and maybe a helmet
Ps we bought 8 pellet guns just now
It's a gay bachelor party, it's not like dignity is to be expected
Whoever labeled dysfunctional a bad thing obviously never saw this frinedship coming.
Saw the same Luigi I hooked up with last Halloween. Still in his same Luigi costume and scruff that hurt my face
He legit watched "Cops" the entire time he was fingering me.
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