can you come get me and bring me shorts and a shirt
maybe shoes and water too
oh and maybe a noose to hang myself
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
remind me to tell you what i found stuck to me this morning
The album was titled "Best Night Ever" until she found out she was preggers and switched it to "God Punishes Sluts"
He spanked me with a plate. I'm not sure where this is going...
Need toilet paper. Napkins suck. Slowly running out of those two and the bleeding hasn't stopped. Your cat is next
New rule : you aren't allowed anything . Ever .
It'd be a romantic, consensual abduction
Tomorrow may or may not be a problem cause i'll be wonder woman for a halloween party aka i'll be fucked up & try & jump off of shit thinking i can fly
Honestly you'd think more guys would be happy to date a cute female dealer, but apparently something about safety or whatever
Gonna be hard to top last New Year's Eve when the guy I blew came at midnight
So, I never imagined myself puking on the side of the road at 10:30 this morning to Lynyrd Skynyrd but here I am.
Someone just asked me why I drink so much. Im gonna slap a bitch
Casey, if you want the continuing love of our mother, you're gonna need to stop drunk texting her from PCB.
i'm sitting in my room 'bout to smoke a bowl. also, i found out that you don't need a permit to own a tiger in wisconsin, so we're buying one when we move in together.
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