he kept a regular condom in his wallet just so he could comment on how it wouldnt fit before whipping out the magnums. i give him points for the build up
This is the time you want your cat to have telepathy with you. To know if the guy downstairs left.
Just walk straight and zig zag through cars tell you get to the road. That's where I am. Perpendicular to the doors do not make any turns
if I die on the way please explain to my mother that I do not wear fishnets on a regular basis
You tried to put a condom on my dog, then he ate it.
But seriously he was like a god with his hands. My vagina feels annointed.
You know how I've been hooking up with my ex? Well he told me he loved me and I said I was just there for sex so let's get it done. He looked sad, but he did it anyways. And life was good again.
After what was supposed to be a one night stand I woke up to a message in my room wall written in marker "Kaitlin got it on in here" definitely a cock block down the road
He told me "it wants a kiss" WHY HAS THIS HAPPENED WITH 2 DIFFERENT PEOPLE.
Just found out that guy A from the threesome I had is now dating guy B's younger sister
You don't have to have sex with both if us but I would like a little positive fucking regard.
Sitting on couch, workout sex makes me more sore than regular workout
Is it a bad thing when vodka doesn't taste like vodka anymore?
Standing naked in my kitchen making nachos. I love my youth.
It may be a corded vibrator from the 90s but it gets the job DONE
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