he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order
Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
The dentist just called my mother to confirm the appointment that I made on his answering machine at 4:33 am this morning..
you're dressed like that and you're on the rag, that's false advertisment
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We were making out in the bushes when some dude comes and starts peeing beside us.
he had a TATTOO on his FACE. a tattoo on your face basically says "i've gone as far in society as i'd like to."
sometimes i wish i had boobs. not on me. just like in a drawer.
We thought we had lost her until we found her in the bushes a block away singing "Jingle Bells".
you threw up into the pocket of your shirt. which was pretty damn polite
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WHAT DID YOU SAW VERBATIM. VERBATIM IS SOBER FOR WORD FOR WORD
No, it wasn't really a sexy 'I'm going to go masturbate.' It was an 'I'm going to go masturbate' that implied I was going to drink a tall boy of Mikes and cry while I looked at lesbian porn.
Do you remember peeing in the sink while I was throwing up?
No ma'am, I do not. I found a video of us trying to do a trust fall though. Emphasis on the trying.
The alcohol tastes like we did a beer run at the nail salon
Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....
I have a hunchback of notre dame journal from when I was 6 wherein sits a diary entry that reads "saw liar liar today. Carrey's best yet" and that's all.
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