I realized today that the only reason you made out with Travis is because he has nice teeth
I just realized that the music from spongebob is also used in real sex HBO.
i just put a booger in my mom's hair and i just needed to tell someone.
My valentine's day: watching The Notebook, and porn, eating chocolate, and ice cream. All while jacking off.
Wow... you've managed to cover all of the sad girl stereotypes that exist.
Doubtful. That seems irresponsible. The 4th will kill you if you stopped drinking until then. Let's think logically.
What ever happened to the whole 'innocent until proven guilty' thing. Like 'not pregnant until proven pregnant'. That's how it should be...
it was fucking weird. cops showed up but they appreciated our 3 story bong. and then some girl tried to steal our cheese and butter
Embrace your curves. Cuz we're too poor for a coke habit.
Technically ya I did. Hes tried to get down my pants like 3 times now and every time I have been all "these are not the Droids you are looking for"
Body paints and jello. Your canvas awaits
Another sexterpiece awaits
tried to suck my ex boyfriends dick last night at a bar... Happy homecoming from me to you
Remember the girl I had sex with in the dorm stairwell? She got married!
I planned to shave today but it's Friday the 13th I might cut something
well you did quote socrates while playing beer pong and then proceeded to fall down
Someone sitting next to me at this football game is totally eating chicken nuggets out of his pocket and drinking four loko. I wanna be him.
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