I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
no you're not listening to me HE WANTED TO BRAID MY HAIR
She gave me a blow job and her mom gave me blueberry muffin afterwards. I love them.
"I never want to have to say, 'Please don't squirt me with your breast milk' again.
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Just walked in on the Yellow Ranger getting porked by a guy in a UD Blue Hen costume. Will somebody PLEASE think of the children.
I would compare it to a jeffrey but in smoothie form. More drugs in here than Bobby Brown's sock drawer.
You are NEVER going to guess whose penis was JUST in my mouth!!!
I'll give you a hint, we ate paste with him in kindergarten.
I'm getting shit face wasted, and I have to be up so early tomorrow. I am bad at smart.
By getting lucky do you mean I get one of your incredible BJs or you not killing me by the end of dinner?
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Please don't pee your pants in the cab. One more time, and im pretty sure the cab companies will refuse to pick you up anymore
Just FYI, by the transitive property my breasts have now touched the Stanley Cup.
I am the fucking FIFTH wheel. How do you think it's going?
There's a guy running dressed as a bunny toward your house.
You literally just told me you're ditching me because of pizza. PIZZA? Wow.
its weird getting into a political debate with a pony dressed as an anime character online
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