Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
Small dicks are the new regular sized dicks.
and i looked up. we had an audience...
How many layers of skin can you loose before it becomes bad?
it would be cheaper just to buy a dildo to intimidate people with.
I also love beards. The playoffs are like christmas for my vagina.
Dude, im sorry I had sex with that girl I was trying to hook you up with last night. Good news though she puts out
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
All I know is you walked out of the kitchen in some kind of French onion dip bra and started passing out individual chips to guys saying " do you dip?"
Maybe if he'd step up his game and get a real job instead of donating plasma and trying to grow pot then you wouldn't feel compelled to write prisoners in Oregon.
We've been watching Scooby Doo and having sex for the past 36 hours, so life is great
Do you know this guy sitting in front of us? Asking for my vagina.
These are the things that make me so grateful... that I slept with your sister instead.
Everything isn’t always sunshine & rainbows. Sometimes there’s tequila.
I just found my phone after looking for it since yesterday afternoon it was in the fridge.
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