We can make salsa ya know, maybe even some hot sauce. That doesn't mean we're married.
Best porno line to date...."drinks are on me..." while she female ejaculates into a wine chalice
When I asked if she spit or swallow she replied "I never learned how to spit"
So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
So, halfway through sex he stops and starts crying. He said he's worried god hates him for all his bad decisions...think he meant to imply I was one of them...
Before we started fucking, he laid me on the bed, and asked my what my sleep number was, so that i would be "comfy"
The other night after we fucked we talked about Lowe's vision insurance. Never fuck a coworker.
im suggesting it to him. and by suggesting i mean we're not having sex again unless im wearing high heels
People were running around punching out the ceiling tiles Super Mario style.
She has the perfect pussy. Looks like a paper cut with a puff of cotton candy on top.
While we were having sex he asked me if I wanted to get wingstop after. I think I found my future husband.
Wtf is this place? I don't see any alcohol and I feel like we were supposed to bring our own strippers.
wait. i have to tell u something. and it has nothing to do with dildos or spiders
Basically we had a threesome in one room and a fivesome in the next room. Its what I like to call a win win situation.
I drank beer out of a Frisbee and it was all downhill from there...
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