I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
The irony of calling it Pride is that you do things that no one should be proud of.
I was told u were the one who could explain to me why i woke up in the running shower, still in my dress and heels
EW EW EW EW THAT PENIS BELONGS TO SOMEONE'S FATHER! THAT PENIS BELONGS TO OUR FRIEND'S FATHER! THAT PENIS HELPED CREATE OUR FRIEND! YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED TO ADMIRE IT!
This milkshake tastes better than sex. Priorities, I have them.
We've gotten 3 pitchers already by trading for CUPCAKES
I'm sorry, but the "Hobbit Slam" has to be a sex move.
I used a jello pudding cup as a shot chaser last night. I'm the Bill Cosby of alcoholics
She's on her way over to shave my year round sweater vest into a festive argyle sweater vest. Keeper?
I don't need to know how horny your mother is, hun.
As much as I want you to bang someone other than me, he is an asshole.
I lick assholes and I wouldn't eat mdma
he had DANDRUFF in his PUBES. 0/10 would not blow again.
Just finished 151. Eating nutella off a spoon. Bring condoms.
i bet he makes cat noises to excite himself.
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