Bel-fucking-mar, this place has more popped collars than a Hollister catalog
I can't sleep so instead I'm thinking of all the things I would love to do to you right now
That's weird, I usually just count sheep
I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
I hope this adventure ends at a hospital
I've blown him so many times I feel like I have a better relationship with his dick than I do with him.
I had a guy present me his prison release form this morning as id
And then he told me he just wanted me to hold his cock while we watched tv...
No, i will not have sex with him again. It felt like he was trying to bulldoze his way through me. My vagina is on strike.
I had phone sex with a retiree last night. This is not how I envisioned my 20s going...
He rubbed my back afterwards. I forgot how to talk and I legitimately thought I was a cat for a few minutes.
He sent me a pic and then I suffered dick amnesia about the rest of that
she crossed my comfort zone...i thought i was a freak
said the guy with a pink sex swing...
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
I think I fell in love last night
That guy had a face tattoo and was named Cheddar. Please tell me you’re kidding.
Wakes up in a cold sweat at 3am, 136 unread messages and the preview on the notification is "I JUST GOT TO THE INCEST PART"
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