No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
he's like a stage 5 clinger and he won't even fuck me. he has to be gay. my personality isn't really THAT great.
Outta milk. Using rum instead for pancake mix. Drunk Thursday is a gooo
Bathrooms are cool, I think Im just gonna hang out here for a bit.
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these girls were driving down the road screaming "SHOT!!" out the windows and pelting potatoes at passerby.
i got hit in the ear.
You just kept holding your breath for a really long time and calling it lung excersizes.
He's the kind you'd bring home and you'd wake up and all your food would be half eaten on the kitchen floor and all your socks would be missing.
I went out as a member of the house of Gryfindor and came home as Snooki
You can't find true love with Budweiser and a futon
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Be ready for a dog pile. On your head. With my ass.
Yeah, but he has adorable dimples and dimples talk me into things.
I was hoping for a marriage proposal... Or at least an offer to sleep in his bed.
You told him about your cats? I told his friend to put his dick in my mouth, and you talked about cats!?
He congratulated me by offering up free orgasms.. I told him I also had a birthday last month we needed to celebrate.. He was there in ten minutes.
Its a good night when you make $200 and didn't have to see any balls
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