nothing screams I HAVE A PROBLEM! like the case of miller lite sitting on top of my DUI papers in the passenger seat of my car. lol
i went to toss her salad and she had a toilet paper clinger on one of the hairs
It was like my butthole was peeing. Felt comforting yet not fulfilling.
So we tried to 69 with him on top. NEVER TRY IT. His balls were in my eyes and it was terrifying.
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they just tried to tell me they weren't big into drugs. A) it was the 70's. B) I've seen the pictures.
Dude has a bag of wine attached to his belt. These guys don't fuck around.
Vodka and Eggs at 9:30AM = thank you, America.
I'm still not sure if it was intentional, but the chiropractor definitely cradled his balls on my shoulder. He even seemed to adjust the sack for comfort. I think I should be flattered. He is a doctor, after all..
And the cockring thing wasn't sexual.
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That's always how I imagine things at your apartment...
Good, I'm glad you don't have some weird, skewed, clothed version of reality over here.
Not as awesome as someone telling you that you have the biggest tits they've ever seen. And they're like 30-something, so they've seen a decent amount of tits in their lifetime.
Just cried watching Wimbledon, worst comedown ever.
he just left the suite without pants on wrapped in Christmas lights
I was trying to drink every time they said planned parenthood but my body isn't cut out for this.
Talked to the dude for a hour . I now know where he lives, his occupation, his goals, his dreams and what his dick looks like.
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