my dad just told me that a lesbian kissed my mom at a bar last year
Every time I hang out with your gay friend, I have to make a checklist of words to look up when I get home. First Google of the night? "Power bottom."
She tried to ditch the cab before she payed but she forgot to grab her shoes and wake me up
he brought me knee pads...is that sweet or weird?
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you can think of my virginity as your little souveneir from our relationship.
Have you ever had one of those moments when you kept whispering to yourself "I'm not a slut, I'm not a slut..."?
Hefty paycheck and not get wasted can't exist in the same night
Apparently he's into classy girls that wear sweaters and don't throw up on him when they go out.
i'm scootering my little heart out so i'm not late for a weed pickup. this is the meaning of adolescence
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The fact that he said "there's nothing wrong with being a raging drunk, just ask my mother." has me thinking that I have no positive role-models among my friends.
He rolled up to the party in an ice cream truck. He was definitely my first priority
I kinda took a step back after our "surprise bottles night"
My new years resolution is going to be to stop drunk snapchatting old hook ups asking them when we're going to bang again
just because i'm not a monk anymore doesn't mean I need to tell you about my new sex life.
which is fantastic by the way.
your mission the party friday: cockblock me at ALL costs. I've cheated on my boyfriend twice. I feel like three times would be crossing some sort of line...
and no, I don't care how how hot he is
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