yeah...it smells like an asshole would smell if someone ate sewage.
Oh and then this old man who saw it happen goes "don't do that"
Hahaha what a helpful old man. Like you thought it was normal to be spilling gas everywhere.
his dad told me thanks for making his little boy a man at breakfast this morning
Burger king has cupcake flavored milkshakes. God dammit America.
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
I'm sneaking you alcohol into a hospital. This either says love or "we have a problem"
Fuckers are stealing our internet and making my porn stream slowly so I changed the password for VanceRefrigeration to RyansaCunt. No spaces but capitalization.
I'm throwing in the towel on today. The puke gods have won this war
Only Tommy would bring a stripper pole to a bonfire
Did we do anything stupid last night besides hook up with our ex girlfriends?
I'm just checking to make sure you don't want to go to the farmers market... This is an assumption based on the fact that you were slapped with a sandwich last night and you remained unconscious.
they asked me about my neuroscience major and I said 'the brain is the outer space of the body' and passed out. it appears my ivy league education is not going to waste
Ps he swallowed my earring last night so yeah
it was like reliving my childhood drunk at a bar.
He's stripped out of his boxers and is dancing and slapping his dick with string cheese...I don't know whether to call for help or take a video.
Randomize
