This is a mass text. Does anyone know where I am?
I never thought that I'd hear someone utter the words, "I need another studded belt." I was wrong.
i wish sherlock holmes were still around today... he'd be able to find my g-spot.
I awoke in a cab to find myself on a ride to niagara falls. Apparently I paid the cab driver half up front.
I had to physically hold you down to stop you from going out the window naked. You put up quit the struggle.
Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
We bought home drug tests to see which of us could make it look more like a kaleidoscope. What happened to the days of innocent fun trying to best everyone with a breathalyzer?
Trust me man, I did not put any cookies down your pants when you slept.
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
He gave me the award for most entertaining blow job. That should count for something.
The last thing I remember about last night was guzzling white zinfandel out of the box and eating cheese. And I was thinking OH YOU FANCY HUHHH
I think I fell asleep on the dance floor at one point...but played it off cool and acted like I just did the robot.
What! I said that you would fall in love? See I know better. Dark liquor makes me think everything is a dream. I barely remember saying that
I offered to go down on her because of how impressive her theatre career was. Stop letting me talk to lesbians.
I have filthy fantasies involving his tongue. My vagina almost exploded while he was licking that ice cream cone.
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