I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
Spotted on freeway- girl in ford focus takes a hit from a 7 inch pipe while knee driving. She winked at me. I want her life.
That girl's pussy is like White Castles, you crave it once in awhile, but you know next morning you regret eating it.
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
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I will give you a bj if you get me food. NOT A JOKE. FREE BJ.
i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
I will give you vagina for bag of have'a corn chips.
Her divorce is going to cut into the amount of time we spend fucking.
I'm in awe of how selfish that is.
He started telling people I was Stephen Hawking's son. When that didnt fly he switched to Tony Romo's cousin
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He waited exactly 18 minutes to booty call me after his break up.
Grilled cheese and whiskey for lunch is why i should NEVER be a housewife.
Turns out, his fucking is as lame and staggered as his NFL career.
somebody put my brain in a crown royal bag and beat the shit out of it
No no don't get confused. We do chemistry homework on Thursdays. We screw on Fridays. Other than that, Words With Friends is our only communication five days a week. We are NOT dating.
I flashed a party boat full of Asians yesterday, didn't I?
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