Spotted: Pepto Bismol pink Scion with Ed Hardy sticker on front window, air freshener, and seat covers. Total Douchette Mobile.
So in our children's lit class, some jackass little boy had gone thru the where's waldo book and circled waldo. I realize you would have been that kid.
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
Just saw an old lady vomit in a trash can at the airport. I instinctively called her a pussy. College has ruined us.
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
debating whether or not to save the package from my first plan b pill. it would be a nice addition to any baby book.
I just saw someone EAT a flashcard out of frustration. Finals suck.
yeah, but the likliness of me finding my husband at a party where the facebook event is titled "NEW YEARS EVE SHIT SHOW" is highly unlikely
my mom and grandma just had a splits competition. slut runs in the family
Someone better explain the burnt stove marks on my bed.
i feel like i got punched in the cervix. he's a little different in bed than i thought he would be..
Dollar Store pregnancy tests. For when you sorta wanta know.
They have marijuana tests too!
I feel so nauseous and all I want is string cheese. My life never makes sense.
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
you asked if you could borrow my vagina for the night
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