Just found 50 pesos and a coke spoon in my dads old shit. Gotta love the 70s
you ever feel like there is a sober person insided you pointing and laughing....?
i left him drunk and in the fetal postion in the shower.
was the water running?
yeah but he said he knows how to swim
"Take a picture of me motorboating molly" was probably not my best career move
four loko is apparently banned in the us. so i think its time for us to stock up. i already emailed them about buying them in bulk
we were bear claw grabbing his crotch in the middle of the bar yelling prominent ridge over and over.
I miss the smell of you or some shit.
It was awful. Mid hookup he started reading the titles of the books over my bed, which were about Russian imperial history. He then started asking me questions about the class I was reading the books for. I was like "WE HAVE TIME FOR THAT LATER, PLEASE CONTINUE."
Dude I should have just gone home with the guy with dreads and the cat
Pagan metal show. There is a folk dance happening in the mosh pit. Also, I have no idea where we are.
Everytime I try to keep track of the amount of people I slept with I always forget about that guy I met on the dc metro, where I woke up to him organizing his Special K and Molly and I was covered in sleeping cats.
& he told me that I give the best head ever.. like can I get that on a medal?
the fact that you beer bonged rum made me so proud, the fact that you threw up an entire footlong tuna melt after... not so much babe
This time tomorrow I will be drunk and in a voodoo shop
I want you to remember that you started masturbating in front of a car full of people. That drunk.
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