is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
And then he asked the cop "shall i shut off the lady gaga?" as he was being frisked.
I couldnt give him head when all I could hear was his little brother playing the piano and this family singing along to it.
Have you fucked anyone in the hospital yet because obviously this illness isnt worth it unless you do. I MISS YOUR HEALTH
She texted me shhh....im drunk, secret booty call...how could i say no?
I woke up to you singing What Makes You Beautiful and trying to blend an avocado with vodka.
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
So when this rash is gone wanna hang out?
Our motto for the night: BLACK OUT OR BACK OUT.
That's our motto every night.
Thanks for bringing me tea/a bucket. You have earned yourself a face touch.
Maybe because you rubbed my clit while we were making churros
I DONT HAVE A FUCKING JOB RIGHT NOW. DO YOU THINK I HAVE TIME TO WASTE GOING BACK AND FORTH WITH SOMEONE WHOS LYING, ABOUT LYING, AND JUST BEING A LIAR? HONESTLY, YES I DO HAVE TIME. BUT I HAVE A FUCKING LOT BETTER THINGS I COULD BE WASTING MY TIME DOING. LIKE ORGANIZING MY POKEMON CARD COLLECTION.
What happened last night? I'm too scared to get out of bed and see the destruction.
First of all, check to see if that naked guy is still alive. He didn't look to be breathing when I left
Yeah, but i got vodka and bacon out of it, so it's fine.
I don't know why this person would ask for help. It sounds pretty OK to me. Also, I'd steal those bagpipes.
Randomize
