I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
Facebook really needs to add a bikini picture profile tab for girls, it would really save me countless amounts of time!
reasons why jon gosselin is probably ur biological father: 1. ur half asian 2. hes everyones biological father 3. u wear ed hardy
sounds legit
I don't remember her name, but I do remember yelling at her from the balcony of the hotel room during her walk of shame.
just used a caramelizing gun to spark a bowl, i don't think today could get much better than this.
Hah, I lost the lenses in my glasses, didn't event notice til this morning... How was the meeting?
remember.. you're not a homewrecker.. you're just creating options for him..
Is it penis luge time yet?
I apparently started to text you last night. All it said was 'the whole clam'. I hope that means something to you.
I have been drinking since 2. And I'm now chasing the cat around the house with a light saber. Anna's helping.
Somehow I've got the party rigged to where I get a foot massage every time someone wants a beer out of the fridge. Hellz yeah
I hooked up with a guy that had a beard last night felt like I was building a fucken log cabin
Hey guys so who is Justin McGoo and why did I text him "fuck yooooouuu juuuustiiin mcgooo" at 12:06am on Thursday night?
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
So he called his lawyer from the bar to confirm the cost of hitting the douchebag before flooring him. I respect his planning skills.
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