I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
I love how adderall is equivalent to money on a college campus. just got a ride home and paid the driver in adderall...yeeah buddy
she read insantiy as in-nast-tit-ty and asked what the hell does that mean...
he squeezed my boobs like he didn't know what else to do with them, then turned down head...
told you he was gay.
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
Apparently, I showed up wrapped in caution tape and immediately jumped on the stripper pole and started making very sexual gestures at the birthday girl. We lasted ten minutes.
Instead of sending me a picture of his dick, he sent me a drawing of it on drawsomething. This game is getting out of control.
bad news.. campus security walked me home last night and when i tried to tell them where i lived they assured me they knew where our house was.
I'm drunk, we're losing, and I'm in the visitors stands. This is about to get ugly.
It's cosmic balancing. My vagina is an instrument of karmic retribution.
hey if you're going to the hospital do you wanna pick me up a taco on your way back
One eye has cum in it and the other has sunscreen
summertime
I just peed on a rich man's lawn fuck yeah America
I should probably add her on Facebook for as much as I cheat off her in Physics, huh?
when you shit yourself on the way to school its time to give up and go home
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