How much would it be to rent out Gus Johnson so he can announce our flip cup games?
Well if it makes you feel any better I threw up at Roadhouse. And then on the way to the train. And then in a water fountain. And then in a plastic bag on the train.
You graduated two years ago... You can't keep using spring break as an excuse.
some girl just asked me if I was that guy that hooked up with nine girls in one night. officially a local celebrity. gonna try and autograph her boobs.
U should just post that picture of u two on facebook with the caption, does anyone know this girl? If so please tell her to take plan b, thanks
I had this image of some guy in a taco truck down by the IMA accosting you for a peep show.
I say go for the trifecta and maybe you'll get a medal or something. Or a baby. That's like the same thing right?
Dude that soap I drank last night is fucking killing me.
So this is what you do on your hungover days off put your balls into an egg carton?
I taped a pair of scissors and a coupon for a waxing on the door. He gets to choose.
Welcome to a new world. May the gods of weed smile upon you as you embark on exploring this new dimension.
Sex obviously provides more sustenance than oatmeal.
Why didn't you ever bring me to the pope as a baby so he could kiss me.
None of what you just said was coherent
I just bought wine at a gas station what the hell do you expect
Thanks for driving us home last night. Also, blanket apology for anything I may have said/done. I blacked out sometime near the t-shirt cape incident
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