So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
I forgot how few teeth there are in this state...
There's 12 honey baked hams in my fridge. I vaguely recalled you organizing a "Midnight Ham Run."
I'm using the size of your dick as a guage to see how big something is on Amazon. Any questions?
Sincerely would love to tap that, on a mountain with the wind blowing on your pubes .
She screams like she's just fallen out of a helicopter when she cums.
Its not like i paid for sex. She was stuck there, we simply exchanged rides.
Ur dog was like a damn middle school chaperone this morning trying to lay between us after what he saw us do last night
Even worse we were making a sex tape so our reaction to the condom breaking was recorded.
You had a hat of bras. Probably a good dozen, which is totally impressive for a Thirsty Thursday
Well start with a list of things you don't want to do... Like maybe 1) I don't want join Isis. That's a good start.
EVERYBODY CALM YOUR SHIT
I'm ne vrr drinkjng againnnnnnnn dforeal.
Everyone needs to leave the house so I can use the good vibrator without being judged.
i think i puked but i couldve been a dream and i may have madeout with a 20 something guy infront of my managers...also possible dream.
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