rubbing her clit was like playing thumb war
Sundays have taken on a whole new meaning when I'm not in bed with an excruciating hangover.
It's my 3rd annual 21st birthday party. Disney themed. There will be blood.
He brought her home and fucked her in a gingerbread man costume in a cardboard rapunzel castle. He had a pretty good night.
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Not every day do you see a hooker getting arrested at noon. Just kidding, we live in Reno.
The 4th is next week. If we don't get to a new level of high, we will be letting down George Washington.
I wanna send them a card but I don't think hallmark makes a "sorry your fiance and another girl blew me at the same time in a frat house but congrats!" card
Thats not real though. Slash there are other extenuating circumstances to lead me to believe dick is wanted
HOLY FUCK I SPELLED EXTENUATING RIGHT ON THE FIRST TRY. IM THE BEST DRUNK NA
if youre gonna throw up it might as well taste like christmas :S
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My whole house smells like Spaghetti-Os and cat litter. I think I've failed as an adult.
We had a One Night Stand 6 months ago but he just Facebook invited me to his wedding. Who the fuck does that.
I've had more sex since the twins moved in than I'd had in the previous four years. They are the best wingman ever.
No just a list of 20 of my favorite things
Where are penises on the list
Where am I on the list
Under penises
So what's it like to be pregnant?
It feels like I'm hungover and when I was drunk I was kicked off a mechanical bull and then trampled.
The coast is clear - also, would it bother you if I chose not to wear pants?
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