this is the fifth day in a row i've woken up after 3 pm, hungover. I might die when snowmageddon is finally over and we have to go back to class. my liver wont know how to take it.
I'll tell you what, we couldn't have asked for better binge-drinking weather.
I just realized this is gonna be the last time that I'm high in my childhood home. I'm kinda sad. I'm really high..
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
I left you pizza on the porch. I didn't want to wake you, if you were passed out on the bathroom floor again. Sorry if it's cold.
its weird that my cat bites every fat chick i bring home. i repeat every fat chick, qhT KINDA FRIEND ARE YOU
My hair is crimped, I am walking with a roadie, and my vibrator is in my purse. I feel sorry for tomorrow.
Face washed and sleeping pill taken. Here's hoping for a more sex filled tomorrow.
A special kind of bond is formed between two people when they act as a pee shield for one another for drunken pisses in an alleyway
You having your own car has severely reduced the amount of blowjobs I get.
And thanks! There are perks to polyamory. And birthday orgies are one of them
Owwww. A manager/ employee sex scandal that DOES NOT involve me! SCORE!!!
I have put on lipstick and signed up for class. Nothing more shall be expected of me today.
And he kept lifting up his shirt every few minutes to check if his nipples were still there
Im drinking a CAN of bud light at the bar. Do you really think I care anymore?
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