Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
Omg alex and i were cooking weiners on a campfire and a bear came and i am waayyy too high for this
whats wrong with me. i have a coffee mug of wine in the library and i'm doing homework
we were frolicking through a fountain of pizza rolls. it was like the best dream i ever had
New swimming pool is best sex toy ever. We are pioneering the doggie-style paddle.
Does she usually listen to trance and cut up broccoli when she's high?
She walked home carrying a six pack of beer and someone elses cat
SHE BETTER HAVE BROUGHT BACK MY FUCKING COUCH CUSIONS OR SHES GUNNA GET IT.
All I could think when I saw it was, "All right, Vagina, only one of us is getting out of this alive."
Look, I'm just saying... paying ur respects to the neighbors who had a death in the family with food u steal from the neighbors having the cookout may result in a negative karma situation.
This hurricane was the perfect excuse to buy 2 pounds of animal crackers and a case of beer. It's on Sandy.
So who was trying to make it rain last night in the bathroom? There are pieces of dollar bill everywhere
When you put my balls in your mouth i just want to buy you expensive gifts...you know what i mean?
Well he offered to lick my asshole so...I'm not really worried about his interest level.
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
DO IT!
Just saw 4 of my students at Denny's at 4am on a Tuesday. We all pretended not to see each other, as we are all clearly tipsy and/or stoned. Class is in less than 4 hours. Either i'm getting too old for this shit or they're starting on the road to crazy-town much earlier these days.
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