Your sister got a Brazilian yesterday. It looks great
I know I'm not learning anything when I can't even spell the name of the class I'm taking
having my hair in braids makes puking so easy. i am being an indian every halloween
sitting in my room in a shopping cart. they couldnt get my legs out of the holes. i want breakfast.
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Nothing bonds a father and daughter like washing her puke off the front steps
Hey! Where are you? It's Irrisponsible Patio time and you're not here firing shots down summer student's throats
This popcorn tastes like salt and regret. It reminds me of the first blowjob I ever gave.
You've ruined popcorn for me.
No. DON'T DO IT. Friends don't let friends fuck clowns.
We dated for a month and a half. he didn't like blow jobs. I honestly don't think he was human.
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He uses Bing as his search engine...but he's great in bed. So obviously I'm torn.
I'm pretty happy on the couch eating Popeyes and watching Cops so if I go over there you better have drugs left
I just smoked part of an Oreo cuz I thought it was some hash you left
You like that 95% of the time I masterbate I think bout you?
Just wanna know what I can I do to earn the other 5%
I remember waking up on the bathroom floor and seeing my teeth behind the toilet
His nipple licking is glorious
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