On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
if i were to get pulled over right now, the only thing i would be guilty of is listening to 90's Mariah Carey
after we had sex last night he told me he smelled like my vagina. and then he said that if his roommate had a vagina he would probably smell like it. because "they hug weird and shit."
I think I should become a real estate agent in th friend zone I know the place so well
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It's not normal to lose a tooth eating a McDouble.
i'm pretty sure they aren't charging me for that window i broke with a turkey sandwich while i was hammered.
I just drank til 6am then boned a 32 yr old that looks exactly like ET. Oh god.
It smells like someone died in our apartment and ya'll used some random orifice of his body to smoke weed out of. Side note, how did we get a guitar?
On the way home she put on a necklace with her name on it and wrote my name in sharpie across my chest so that in the morning we could avoid the awkward Idk who the fuck you are conversation. Best. Girl. Ever.
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a pansexual with facepaint started fucking a tall black girl on the bed i was sitting on so im going to mcdonalds
I can't tell if I'm getting better at doing my online spanish hw drunk or if my teacher is just grading on creativity. Either way that senoritas gettin an applebees gift card when i graduate.
I'm not having the "why are your fucking my daughter" talk and the "your a drug addict" talk with your mom tonight.
He was humming "here comes Peter cottontail" while unbuttoning his pants. Happy Easter to me
His relationship is over as soon as he sees my boobs. I’m going to titty fuck my way into his heart
Hey this is your roommate. You know the one that let you have sex with her while you called out your exs name and cried?
I have no recollection of that. You must have the wrong number. P.s. your thongs still on the ceiling fan.
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