honestly, who buys weed with an unemployment check?
you.
oh yeah. preciate
have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
i was so high last night that i actually googled "how to get un high"
if you ask that question again our friendship is over
i walked into his room and he was eskimo kissing his weed..
I finally got her to squirt but it wasnt a stream, it came out in the form of mist. I felt like I was in rainforest cafe.
Dude you have to stop using "I eat good pussy" as a pick up line
Biggest lesson I have learned in college: Drink if you are happy. Drink more if you aren't.
How are ur friends?
One is peeing in the grass and the other is asleep under the stairs. Fuck them I'm sleeping in the car
She was kinda cute. So long as you don't mind neck tattoos and bad life choices.
Eating an ice cream sandwich while your little bro gets me weed. May I adopt him?
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
all I've ever wanted was a guy with twelve cats who will tie me up in bed
I believe the question is can one ever have too many vibrators?
He just made this face while he was fucking me and he looked like the hunchback of Notre Dame, I had to stop him.
getting my period the day i moved was my bodies way of saying 'congratulations youre not leaving town with anybodies babies!'
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