Aj just asked if we were going to the bulldog tonight..i told her no because of the expense and tests coming up..but mostly because i don't want herpes
Forget about socially acceptable. Make me happy instead
I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
Just saw a maroon grand am stop on my street, the driver opened the door, vomited, and then drove away like nothing happened. Been there, done that.
why did you let me tell everyone that you can get herpes from the ice luge and then let me do the ice luge?
My lecture teach is passed out next to me. I think I'm doing pretty good for a freshman.
I've had balls on my face twice in last 48 hours and I STILL haven't got laid!
I just stood still on a stair at the train station expecting it to go down automatically like an escalator... Today's going to be a good day
The typical response to someone smacking their vodka soaked hand on your face is not to put your face in their crotch
holy fucking shit get me out of here. even the babies are wearing beanies
I cried while dry heaving in the back of the car to the New York song with jay z in it. I was singing it inbetween gags.
Take off your clothes and see if he wants to have sex, that's a good way to find out
Fun fact: the guy I banged last night. His middle name on his birth certificate is "Windstorm."
just took a pregnancy test before I went out drinking. if that's not drinking responsibly Idk what is.
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