no, i will not be your spotter when you masturbate with a noose around your neck
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
It's like a choose-your-own-adventure. But the adventure is already chosen for you. And it sucks.
how do i say, "my ex is going to be at this party so don't look like shit" without sounding like a bitch?
I have 250 contacts there has to be someone sober to take me to taco bell
I just want to let you know it was a unanimous decision that we would eat you first if we ever turned into cannibals, we figured with all the bacon you eat you may taste like it. It's a chance we are willing to take with your life...don't forget that we love you
Housing is going to charge us for any broken dishes/glassware. Steal as many glasses as you can from the bars tonight. I got the baking dish and 3 plates covered.
At this point I just want to meet a man with a job.
The trainer from the tech college told me that I would pass the first aid course so long as I turned up sober. Challenge accepted
We have started to decorate penises.
All I've succeeded in doing since I saw you is drool on my shoulder
We looked in every room for condoms... It was the sexiest scavenger hunt ever.
Hi, I put a dog in your house, I hope it's yours.
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
I will warn you that there is a pic of me riding a buffalo....and for the record, I was completely sober!!
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