yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
i woke up this morning to a slap on the ass and jake saying "you should let me put it in your ass now" i need out of this relationship.
for sure. did you let him do it?
thats not the point.
he literally just asked me which v neck he should wear tomorrow.
I have no idea what i drank..i remember dancing and ass grabbing..u falling. Headbutts. Trying not to puke. And deja vu.
Well, of course, to the untrained eye I look like a slut.
She said, "I don't really go out much, but my husband recently cheated on me" and I don't remember anything after that.
Well, find something you can use as a snorkel and be aware of your surroundings.
He was using OnStar to get directions to the bar. I'm pretty sure he'd have gotten her number too if I hadn't disconnected the call.
The party got busted because you two got caught having sex on the neighbors trampoline, come on man.
You force fed me pizza in bed last night. That was fun
The fuck-me-pumps were hot, the XL hoody kinda ruined it.
PLEASE DON'T BE HEARTLESS COME AND GET ME FROM THE BAR I'M HIGH AS SHIT AND I LOST MY SHOES
I ran into cvs barefoot with my belt undone and shirt buttoned wrong and didn't even have to ask. The guy working pointed and said "they're back there."
That's how I look going for the pbr.
Is it bad I have to get shitty ass drunk on a Monday night because I can't adult?
Fuck the system, do you have any medieval weapons?
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