plz talk dirty to me
she said i have a nice penis, i told her only bob saget and god could judge that.
im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
been home a week and haven't blacked out yet. i miss college
I googled what to do, and it said to squeeze the pressure out so people are taking turns sitting on my head. I can't believe I'm allowing this
If you don't come out tonight, who's going to wake us up in the morning because they're fucking in the middle of the room where everyones sleeping?
Just walked out of my apartment and came face to face with a shirtless dude playing with his balls and trying to tie his shoes.
My google searches from last night: tetanus shot rabbit bite, Bacardi gluten free
So I commented on one of his pictures "who do I have to give a full effort blow job to, to get the Ides of March movie poster behind you" he responded with a number that wasn't his. I still texted it. I love that movie.
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
Due to certain anatomical proportions it was less like fucking and more like childbirth.
they wouldnt let me drive the convertible because i was in a bird suit :(
So our trip to Disney World ended in the three of us stripping at a gay club in orlando.
Drinking from the bottle. In bed. Making dinosaur noises. Oh man.
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
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