Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
Oh the joys of strong arming a man into exclusivity
It's amazing the difference a day and 2000 mg of antibiotic make. Nine days to go.
She had another shot and asked if I wanted to taste her tongue ring. Then I helped her pee.
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I can't break up with him, I ran the math. Taking into account his 7 inch penis and the standard deviation from average, almost 90% of guys should have a smaller penis than he does.
Really? Penis math? This is why guys shouldn't date female engineers.
i don't think they understood the house was collapsing. they kept dancing and jumping and asking for more cups.
You texted me 'I am the leopard prince', with a series of pictures of you posing in what seemed like cat poses. you were not "a little bit" drunk dude..
You have all been randomly chosen to participate in a new game called: how high was I? If you have any information about this or about where my clothing items went give me a shout. Thanks an good luck.
Moments after comforting her about her boyfriend issues I found myself in the other room showing him my tits.
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He's getting off drug court. We're doing a super-blunt with 50 dollars worth stuffed inside. He almost cried tears of joy when we told him.
She asked for her virginity back. I don't know what to say
Also I just had a flash back ... He told me I have nice nipples and then asked me about yours..
Because it's not worth it. And there is no nice way of saying "sorry, you're not good enough at sex for me to drive 45 mins"
I feel like my sexual preferences are just another sign that I am a 75 year old drag queen in a 29 year old woman's body.
I'm craving your dick and a microwave pizza
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