Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
His pubic hair was longer than his dick
Ah why did you tell everyone you dragged your sac across my face!
I got a black eye last night. This guy said for every 35 pounds you lose you gain an inch to your dick. I asked him how long he has been peeing sitting down.
my ass has officially been on the floor of every fraternity on this campus
and who said we didn't have goals?
I've spent the last three hours watching 30 rock and eating marshmallows and ham. I'm considering taking up weed to justify my lifestyle.
I have a question: does pizza dipped in chili sound good or am I just really high?
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
No we don't really celebrate valentines day, we just use it as an excuse to drink 3 bottles of red wine and fuck for a few hours.
so I ate shit in the bar and took a barstool down with me and this guy helped me up and I just started making out with him. I need to stop meeting men like that
Under no circumstances is tits McGee to make that kind of decision about my life!
also i don't know what you guys ate last night but he broke the toilet
After a crazy night, morning sex is just trying to find a position where you can thrust without getting seasick.
someone just "made it rain" kraft processed sliced cheese. i forgot what it was like to be home...
Our baby is creepy.
That's how we know it's ours. haha
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