i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
Just try to make good decisions...remember our convo we had about morals the other day?
Turn them off?
You watched "From Justin to Kelly" and sang along to more than half of the songs. I didn't know whether to laugh or to be insanely frightened that you knew almost all the lyrics.
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
Just found a picture of me licking the bouncers ear last night
Got robbed by knifepoint. Then got sympathy Bj. I might have to walk down Austin ave drunk every weekend
You're wrong. It's my BIRTHDAY. We all know it's impossible to get pregnant on my diva day!
i convinced him to be a french maid for halloween. he has no idea what he's in for. i just ordered the breast forms.
Blood work from physical was all good, apparently heavy alcohol use agrees with me
Yeah, I fucked him. and the worst part is his name was Jesus. And nobody said it in Spanish. Just Jesus. There is no way I can avoid burning when I walk into a church from now on.
My neck is PURPLE. This is NOT a good day to be indoctrinated by the cardinal...
Opened my notebook to coke all over the pages. So, if that's any indication on how this weekend went.
so i was about to call you for your birthday but then i started making out with this guy... and i feel bad but i felt like you'd understand
so he found out i have him as "average size" in my phone. fair to say we arnt going to be dating anymore
he's drunk and referred to his shoes as foot condoms
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