Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
last night was a success...if success means i don't remember the guy's name and my panties are somewhere in the parking lot behind the bar
This is why I shouldn't be left alone with liquor and anticipation.
We didn't need to cut her off. I'm pretty sure the lit candle she almost drank would have done it for us
For the love of God you used a 40 foot extension cord to bungee jump out the off the 2 nd floor
See this is what happens when we don't have sex everyday
I dunno, but she kept buying me shots and asking me to go places with her. oh btw we're signed up to go bungee jumping Saturday
He licked the chalk off his shirt, then spat the Mountain Dew from his mouth onto the shirt and sucked on it. And thats him sober.
this dude just showed up to the party with a falcon
She pulled vodka outta the dryer and told me to drink it
I can't. I drank 10 years off my life last night. I need to reevaluate. Sorry.
I told my mom I'm great in bed. That is quality mother daughter bonding.
She wouldnt stop trying to stick her finger in my ass. I wish she wasnt so hot
He just used the word frick. Is that a possible red flag?
how soon in a friendship can you start calling them a motherfucker
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