just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
Im starting to realize why people dont masturbate while driving
she's sitting on the other side of the room at this party. with her smirnoff tucked in that little opening between her cleavage and shirt. drinking from a straw. snapping her fingers off beat.
it's love
just woke up with a thong on my face, dont remember going home with anyone and its way too big for it to be a good thing
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Nothing says "This dudes gotta go" better than a boner on your back waking you @ 5 in the morning
Nah it's cool, I made him pinky promise me he wouldn't die if I left him passed out in the bathroom.
I think this hangover is going to kill me. If it succeeds I would like you to read a dramatic rendition of 'Trapped in the closet' complete with interpretative dance at my funeral.
I posted my balls on ericas instagram. It got 17 likes.
Ya I painted "STOP TRYING ANAL" on her headboard. I'm sick of listening to her whine through the wall and bitch the next day.
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Apparently it is frowned upon to ask the bouncer to stop pointing his flashlight in your face and step back so you can puke....and then do it
Please come and kill me with a brick you dont even have to be nice about it just smash myfucking skull in this is the worst hangover ive had for at least a week
Eye drops are like seatbelts of being high. Think about it
He's in grad school at Harvard. I suppose that means my vagina is now smarter than I am.
I was on antibiotics for a bladder infection and couldn't drink and you told me there was no longer room in your life for me.
I feel like a dancer trapped in the body of a math instructor. Love, Mom
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