I cant believe we actually had a nipple party!
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
He just made a mudslide using rubinoff and swiss miss packets. This can't end well....
He seriously just asked the doctor if taking the medicine for chlamydia was going to cut into his drinking time. Never let it be said that he is not dedicated.
ok, my life is complete.... the cops AND the paramedic just made a Mean Girls reference...
Please talk me out of ordering the stripper pole for a dollar. Please.
we just bought Vicodin from the Chinese delivery guy, this day just keeps getting better.
Passing out is just my bodies way of protecting my liver.
future-me showed up mid trip and gave us a thumbs up.
She waited 7 months to break out her comicon costumes. I was only mad it took her so long. I fucked an elf last night and strawberry shortcake the night before!
I don't know what his name was or what he looked like, but I remember him rocking me to sleep with his cock
First things first, I always get more drunk than the birthday girl. Like, who's idea was it to sing karaoke? I killed it.
What's the polite way to tell someone she's a grown ass woman and she needs to start acting like it.
THIS IS EXACTLY WHY YOU SHOULDA FUCKED BEFORE YOU MADE HIM YOUR BOYFRIEND, CURVED DICKS ARE NOT OK
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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