Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
Lady came into work yesterday. Full on stache and beard. I've never concentrated on making eye contact harder in my life.
Cops showed up at 4 am to address a noise complaint and she called them pussies for not doing shots with us.
I think a girl in front of me glued an ugg tag to a weird pair of boots.
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She just told me she's too full for a reach-around. Sad.
No room in fridge, chilling wine in snow. Do NOT let the dog pee on it.
ok thanks goodnight
Also before you go to bed i just have to get it out there that i really like macklemore as a person
party tonight. bring as many traffic cones as you can find. we need to section off the blackout drunks way better this time
I'm still laying in bed cuz I don't feel like adulting yet
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Wow just discovered I can communicate my favorite sex positions using only emojis god bless this age of technology
It's a long story, but I accidentally peed on my dog. I'll tell you about it tomorrow, and we shall never tell my wife.
His dick is a spiritual experience and meditation is very important to me.
Left Las Vegas at 2:30 am, woke up at 11 AM at a Barstow gas station with the Valet from Ceaser' palace snoring in the backseat and no memory of how we got there. I felt like Raoul Fucjing Duke right then and there.
He grabbed at it like it was a stress ball or something. It's a boob, not a grapefruit. The fuck.
She grabbed a $20 bill out of my hand, calling it a lap dance coupon and then she dragged me into her bedroom. I think I’m in love
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