Just burped. Tasted like beer and cherios...Beerios. This is gonna be quite a day.
He's a firefighter, who has his own band. I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
Just took a celebratory "i havent slept with anyone in this bar" shot. yesssss....
they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
oh and if she happens to say anything about a cantalope and tissues... just go with it
Everything gets a little fuzzy after the flats of jello shots, but I do have a vague recollection of being at the top of a large human pyramid
Apparently I was so drunk I threw my entire wallet at the stripper on stage. That was the third time I should've gotten kicked out.
I'm sorry I peed on your everything.
Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
What shitty, shitty thing could you possibly tell me that doesnt top the fact that i got hammered and showed everyone i could shit while running
Nick is about to bring home a woman who is 39, a mother, and, by all accounts, FUCKING HOMELESS. Will update as details become available.
He wanted me to come over on Christmas...inviting your fuck buddy over for the holidays is just something you don't do.
i don't find him as attractive when he's dressed as himself...bring back Indiana jones and I would so fuck him again
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