I pooped in a mop bucket.
WTF???
Their employee restroom was locked what kind of customer service is that
Whenever I'm sad I just imagine if babies were born with mustaches...
Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
Ever had blood in your semen? I am guessing that's a problem.
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id like to know how you successfully locked me in your backseat last night
its not like she's the last girl on the planet with symmetrical breasts and great skin
he's paying for my abortion by participating in an alcohol study. dont try to tell me we wouldn't be classy parents
Did you get any last night. I need to track my forever aloneness
It's legal now for me to leave my boyfriend and marry you.
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Gym?
Sweet baby Jebus, no. I'm Motley Crue hungover. This must be how it feels to rail a line of ants.
Dammit labor day drinking cancelled due to 3 inch long table saw cut to palm
You spent the entire night trying to get me to make out with you
yeah I remember. your boyfriend shouldnt have cheered me on though.
A guy from tinder a while ago who sent me dick pics straight out the gate is a tech on my dad's hospital floor. I was wondering why he looked familiar and why he never took my dads vitals when I was in the room
We aren't doing Shrooms tonight bc that would be friendship cheating on you
Dont you look at me in that tone of voice
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