i may or may not be hanging out with a boxer who has a daughter tonight. and he just spelled "honestly" like "onistly". He has prob taken a few too many hits to the head but he's hot at least.
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
Uh, also, Rob told me he felt bad for choking you.
Nothing says I've got my life together like buying a jumbo bottle of 7$ wine in sweat pants on a monday night
They poked me and kept screaming "LAUGH DOUGH BOY" it's like 3rd grade all over again.
someone needs to get her out of the garbage can shes never gonna forgive us for this
I actually kinda like her but everyone else hates her, so consider it a third party grudgefuck.
I just woke up to three dick pics. Apparently in my blacked out state. I was asking for them as the new valentines day card.
we were at work and Infront of the whole bar you yelled. "JAKE I WANNA GET FUCKED TONIGHT!" Us day drinking > everyone else
So did you grab that log full of poison ivy for the fire and then apparently take a piss on Saturday night too or was that just me?
will we ever learn or are we destined for a life of poison ivy covered balls?
I can't get over how you look like his sister and he wants to fuck you.
your body is your temple. do you really want a bunch of dicks in your temple?
I know it's just really hard to give up sex and cigs during a blizzard
He got the life proof phone case so he could jack off in the shower without his wife knowing
I woke up with masking tape on my nipples this morning........... WHY DO BAD THINGS HAPPEN TO GOOD PEOPLE
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