That girl would be great looking if she lost 1000 pounds and cut off her head.
I've never been 12-exclamation-point-excited for sex. That must have been good.
I mean come on, he's the best quarterback in the state and doesn't even know how to put on condom
I'm not saying we can't have sex tonight, I'm just saying we have to work it around Lost.
I guess wearing a straight up bikini to class is an early indication that Thirsty Thursday has started.
ARE YOU SAYING THAT YOU DON'T WANT TO GO TO A PARTY AT AN ADULT STORE WHERE A BUNCH OF HOT GIRLS ARE DRINKING
My synapses wont fire in a pattern that will process those facts
Part of me really wants this picture, but the other part of me knows if he is really this drunk, he could be sodomizing a lamp and not know it
don't judge my taste in strippers
Being drunk isn't an excuse for eating all of the bacon asshole
Riddle me this: I can stream porn just fine but try and watch my college class and nooo it won't work
Be there in 4 minutes
Most people would agree that it IS in fact slutty to give someone head for free ice cream.
How much glitter would I have to ingest in order for a "magnificent" amount to appear in my ejaculate?
he told me he had a gf and in the very next sentence asked if I wanted to have sex.
I may have been bent over an elementary school lunch table a few weeks ago. Don't judge.
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