There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
So I've been drinking and I told the bf about the gf he almost fell of his chair
My dad just drunkly made a toast in front of my entire extended family "to my daughter the recent and sucessful college and to my son the drunken whore-monger"
I will show your tits more attention than Michael Jackson's death.
I just wasted my iTunes Gift Card on a season pass for Hannah Montana. Bad decision?
The fish's death was accidental. We all said a few words at his funeral. Roomie wanted to play only the good die young as he swirled down the toilet bowl
i like feelif swiord YOU ARE A GOD
I don't know what happened. His phone, shirt, shoes, and the condom wrapper are here but he isn't. I don't even know how to get a hold of him right now
I am at a new level of appreciation for drunk-you, who threw up into her own sweatshirt pocket last night in the car. Brava.
im too broke to be in a relationship this close to the holidays
Two words: blizzard sex
Tbh you just need to fuck it out like I don't know another solution
And change of plans today, I'm gonna lay in bed and eat taco bell and try not to die. Brazilians another day.
I still have that dildo-suction bruise on my forehead and this sweater STILL smells like my Christmas Eve vomit.
I'm ne vrr drinkjng againnnnnnnn dforeal.
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