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I fucked the bump it out of her hair. just had to let everyone know.
med student doing my blood work at the AIDS clinic just hit on me after I told him i was having unprotected sex, but didn't think i had HIV.
I found him crying and drunk, in my closet holding a picture of Tyler Perry. He managed to say"he's just so many people"
Coming to you live from the floor of my office..
Just saw an all male dolphin threesome from underwater viewing
Met Dan at the park for lunch and the guy parked next to us was getting a BJ the entire time. Way to make me feel like an inadequate girlfriend, random park skank. All Dan got was a double cheeseburger and a large iced tea...
apparently domino's not only has a live feed of pizzas coming out of the oven, but it also has a built in smooth jazz radio station. this pizza's getting really pornographic really fast.
Is cat milk safe for human consumption?
2 six inch heels, 3 big sangrias, no broken legs
She said it was unconventional for me to yell "Shazam!!" when I came inside her.
I figured you were on something. You're way too happy right now to be sober
I never said it was inaccurate, I said I hate you.
she's always on high-alert for lesbians
i don't know what it is about you being around kids that makes me want to screw your brains out
That is the creepiest and also the sexist thing you've ever said
i think it's like a sexual celebration of not having kids
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