I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
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my vagina is like the nba. its where amazing happens.
I feel great
I just peed on a car
don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
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We made a percocet pizza. And then i made an unfortunate decision.
Just woke up next to our cab driver from last night. Please tell me this isn't happening.
Its important to me that you know there is a tambourine down my pants.
There are flashing lights and a man dressed as Santa with a bullhorn in my cul de sac.
I'm not sure if this is awesome or scary.
Well its official, I'm into significantly freakier sex than even I thought possible.
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I thanked him for the booty call offer but told him I'd rather just do it myself
Apparently fireball doesn't mix well with my no carb diet
How do you forget making out with a coworker in the dressing room at Sears on more than one occasion?
...object impermanence?
You're seeing with your vagina, not your eyes.
Cant leave im designed bacon maker you come here
We live walking distance from the coors factory. no, we do not have a dry week.
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