How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
You two kept repeating the same thing over and over. It was like looking after retarded pull-string dolls.
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
remember that response paper i wrote naked, at 745am still drunk with a naked dude in my bed? yeah, totally got an a- on that. and he loved my insight.
He told me that "my little fuckpig" was a term of endearment in Britain. I think I'm in love.
I just told a kid I was in a wheelchair because Santa shot me due to me being on the naughty list. You should have seen this little bastards face
You are like a vicious sex animal persistently seeking prey
It was like something out of a fucked up fairy tale. He just crowdsurfed over to her while riding a keg, said "come sail with me", and then the crowd carried them off into the night. What.
Drinking a grey goose and water in a random chair that I found by the road by myself
So there's that.
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
I shit myself when I came, don't have flu sex
Look I'm really high right now, and if I were to leave this house, it would be for the sole purpose of getting an ice cream sandwich. So can you please just do it.
He got up in the middle of the show and returned with this massive ham shank, then offered me some by asking "wanna suckle on my hog." Should I be offended?
I screamed "You look like a guy I've fucked!" to your brother at a party... I have some explaining to do.
I woke up with eight different shoes in my bed what the hell happened last night
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